Luki: geng wenn ig e Ständer ha, bruuchtne dr Fidu!!
Steff: aaah, mis Ohr!!! d Xenia chüzele, wennsie grad ihres Muu näb mim Ohr het, isch e schlächti Idee!!!
Kusi: das isch de sozsäge e "Do it yourself -Tinitus"
Steff: ig hadi gärn!!
doemu: jöö...!
es paar Touriste mache "sälbstuslöser-Föteli" u mir syne grad vordr Kamera düregloffe...
Xenu: iz heisi im fau grad dir Arsch gföttelet, Steff!
Steff: isch mir doch gliich...
doemu: die hei äbä no Gschmack!!!
Xenu: eh.... aso, es bizeli iiversüchtig söttisch iz auso scho wärde!
Miru: Ig verdurste fasch, so müed bini vor Hunger!
Xenu: gang iz!!! süsch ga ig!!!!
Miru: de gang!
Xenu: ig wott aber nid ga!!!!!
Kusi: hie inne isches eifach anderst heiss!!
Xenu: das isch nume wäge mir...! ..... söui use??
Xenu: wie heisst sie??
Steff: Naomi...
Kusi: Widmer...
Xenu: iiih... i finge das so komisch, wenn chlini Chind Widmer heisse...
Kusi&Steff: *???*
Xenu: mir chunnt da geng Wittwe y sinn... u das isch irgendwie komisch bime chline Chind!
Xenu luegt bim verbiiloufe e Busch mit rote Blüete aa...
Xenu: woooooooooooooah!!...... maan, mit mire Brüue gsehts viu geiler uus!
Anna hocket ar Xenu ufdr Schoss... nacheme Zitli:
Xenu: woooooah... es drückt mir mini Oberschänkle usenand!!!
Anna: *wäääääääääääääääääääää* und vori hesch no gseit, ig syg liecht wienes Maltesers...!!!!!
Zitat vor Alive-Romandie-Tour2009
Anita: nähmet dere das Trümmeli wäg!!!..... oder.... het öpper e Gable?
mir fahre z La Sagne verbii....
Xenu: z nächste Dorf isch e Kurort und heisst Spa-ghetti.....
Kusi: bisch als Chind z heiss badet worde?
Xenu: ja, drum hani so grossi Ohre *Händhinundhärschwänk*
Miru: hesch gwüsst, dassme Bier nid cha gfriere....?.....
Ismu: ah... das hani im fau gloubt!!! und hami vor dr ganze Klass blamiert, wülli im Chemie ha gseit, mini Dütschschwizerkollege heige mir das gseit....!
Mir hei grad vode Affe gredt gha...
Steff: ..... ah... vom Chätschgümmele muessi geng gorpse....
Anita: dene gitme ou ke Chätschgummi!!!
Steff: hö? was wägem gorpse??
Anita: eh.... nei, de Affe....
Mir hei grad überleit, ob ächt Züg immer dr gliich Wäg chrüze....
Chrischä: Züg muessme nid Chrüze, die machesie ir Fabrik!
Chrischä: Ismu, hock ab!!
Ismu: ja.... I muess zersch no mini Eier verteile....
Chrischä: aui die wo iz lache, sy primitiv....!
Ismu: neeei, i meine, I bi da mit Eier am schongliere....! ..... hetmr ächt öpper e Sack?
Säru: ja.... duu!
Ismu: ja, weisch, de chönnti drum d Eierschale dritue....
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D Nitlä schnidt ar Xenu d Haar...
Xenu: booooah, nitlä, du machschmi huere geil!!! aso... mini Haar...
Nitlä: villich sy die wo jodle ja Bärgmoslems.....
im "nobody" heissts ir Strophe: I was loking in the mirrior last night but i don't like what i see...
Nath: das chönnt ig nid singe... wüu wenn ig y Spiegu luege, de dänkeni immer *wooow*
Tabea gseht mini neui Frisur....
Tabea: .... d Steffi isch ja nüm d Steffi....!!
Heurüüme....
Kusi: wennd när statt ere Sunnebrülle muesch e BH aalege....
Luki: j'ai une barac de coeur...
Steff: s isch nid alles Ei, was glänzt....
bim Vorstelle...
Nitlä: ig bi d Anita,........., und är (Fredi) isch mi Fründ....
Fredi: ig bi dr Fredi,........, und ig kenne sie (Nitlä)......
Steff: hei.... ig bi hie die einzigi Frou u wirde nume disset!! wott da eiglech niemer öppis dergäge unternäh??
Kusi: bis froh muesch nid no abwäsche.....
JögguV: ig ha Muskukater ar Arschbacke...!!
Steff: bruuchsch e Massage?
Luki: d Steffi het am Jöggu wölle dr Arsch massiere!!!
Steff: das isch nid wahr!
Luki: doch, du heschne gfragt ober e Massage wott....!
Steff: ehm.... naja....
Marina: eh, wie aut bisch du?
Hanna: 15ni.....
Steff: hä....? wieso?
Marina: ja, wägem Alkohol.....
Steff: aha....... *hannaanschau*
Hanna: ...... ja..... i HA no Husarräscht....!
mir luege Musicstar - eini trifft d Tön chli schlächt.....
Ändi: woooooooo Meitschi.... ig muess morn Klavier stimme! *ping-ping*
Xenu: was isch das eiglech das Personefreizügigkeitszüg? dassme nackt darf am Bahnhof umeloufe, oder was?
Xenu: äääääh, du schmöcksch nach Reinigungstüechli im WC!
Nitlä: nei, das isch z Parfüm woni vo dir ha übercho!!
Steff: nenei, d RBS isch nid wiene alte NinaZug... meh so chli wienes Tram... eifach uf Schiene...
Steff: wär isst scho Spaghetti mit dr Gablä!!!????.... eh... Löffu
im Outo
Steff: d Marianne isch hinger üs...
Luki: vo wo weisch iz du das???
Steff: kennsch: das Outo het e Rückspiegu?
Luki: Spiegu....? was isch das??
Vreni: das isch das wo du aube vor dranne steisch und seisch: Boaaah!
Jöggu: I bi gschwing ling
Chrüzworträtsu löse....
Steff: Nebenfluss der Saane....?
JeanLuc: Rahm!
Karen: ..... I bi früecher so Fan gsy vomene Föteli vo dir, das hani immer no im fau,....! Mir hei mit däm sogar mau e Chatz verschüücht...!
Xenu: aaaaaaaaaah! Ig ha hüt scho zwöimau duschet u bi geng no nass!
doemu: öhm.... du weisch, dassme sich nachem dusche abtrochnet?
Xenu: ou....
doemu: Es Pumbs..... eh.... Plumbs-Kloo....
Moderatorin am Fernseh: *irgendöppis überne Reportage übers Sexläbe vo de Dütsche am labbere* und jetzt interessiert uns natürlich, wie ihr Sexleben aussieht....
Karen: ehm.... das geit di im Fau überhoupt nüt aa!!!!
Kusi: wartmau.... was?
mir sy irgendöppis am rede....
Karen: ...... Fak.....
Mir: was??????
Karen: ja.... das steit dert ufem Bus! aha.... Fak|ten
Mitem doemu bim Schueh choufe....
doemu: Seil.....(SALE) ig wott aber Schueh, kes Seil!!!! aha oder.... Seele..... hesch gseh, da chame Seelene choufe....
....oooh man... das isch ja ke Socke, das isch e Strumpf!
bim zahle:
doemu: booooooah, hesch gseh, ig cha mit mim Chärtli bi ihm d Schublade ufmache!!!!
******: aaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Gebärmueter isch vom Tüüfu!!!
*****: du chönntisch mir d Gebärmueter massiere....! am Fuess.....
im Chino:
Karen: man, nim dini gruusige Füess abe!
Xenu: heeee, ig hase hüt morge grad gwäsche!!!!
Karen: dini Socke hei aber e gruusegi Farb!!!
Miru: du mit dine rosa Socke....
Xenu: das isch NID rosa, das isch Pink!!!!!!
Miru: wo isch dr Unterschied??
Steff: eh..... bir Farb...?
Xenu: du hesch e Fläck uf de Hose....
Kusi: ja... dä isch vom Mac...!
Xenu: wääär isch dr Mac?!!?
Mir rede über Troumfroue....
Luki: ja.... eh... sie muess warm gä.......... e gueti Husfrou sy,.... aso mir sy vorallem die innere Wärte wichtig...!
Xenu: I wünsche dir e guete Lutsch...!
Wörterdürenang im Gottesdienst....
Luki: dr Ängu idr.... eh! z Jesuschindli ir Chrippe....... d Ängle ufem Fäud sy armi Lüt..... ach! d Hirte natürlech....!
Fredi: ihr werdet finden ein Kind in Wickeln...... in Windeln gewickelt.....
Luki: die änglische Chör..... aso... d Chör vode Ängle.....
Mir sy am uustuusche, was mir ar Topfi chönnte mache:
Damaris: E Wettbewärb....
LükuV: e Wettbewärb? wieso de e Wettbewärb????..... e Wettbewärb! me chönnt e Wettbewärb mache!!!!?
Manu: ou, sorry.... I stah uf dr Leitig.....
Steff: Lüku, lah z Kässeli la sy, stells wieder häre!
LükuV: wieso? *kässeligheitabode*
Steff: wäge däm.....
LükuV: .....Kassesturz......
Nachdäm ig ar Singersnight gsunge ha
Xenia: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeff! I wott di hürate, ganz mängisch und ig wott Chind vo dir, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanz vieli!!!!!!!!
Xenia&Karen: Döner macht schöner!!! - aber DICK!!!!!!
Xenia und Nitlä hei e Spongebob Pulli/T-shirt anne und sich es Gummibärli ad Stirne kläbt
Nitlä&Xenia: mir sy Gummi-Inder und das da hie isch üsi Uniform!!!
bim Fiumluege:
?: die Musig isch no geil!
?: gäu, sie passt zude Bilder....
Simu: aah... machet fertig, ig muess ga bisle!
?: sorry... das isch haut extended edition....
Simu: ja... isch iz de ou es extended Bisi!
Doemu: weisch was e Running-Gag isch?..... Durchfall...!
......
Kusi: Tschisalpino... das isch e Schisszug.... e richtige Running-Gag!
Nitlä: aaah man! Gibmr warm!!!
Kusi: mir hei gluegt, wies isch, weme Wörter womr viel bruuche dür es anders Wort ersetze... ersch denn merksch wie oft dass die Wörter bruuchsch...! Zum biispiel huere wär när affe... oder geil seisch guet....
Huere Geil wär när: Affe guet.... tönt hüüüne bieder!
Kusi: da het eini ime Spital Eiwägsprützene mehrmals bruucht u när heisi hunderti vo Lüt müesse uf Hepatitis-B und AHV teste....!
Luki: Härdöpfu sy gsund! aber Härdöpfu sy äbä kes Gmües! *wichtigundschlautu*
Fidu: aber Frücht.... Hülsefrücht! eh.. sie hei ämu ou e Hülse rund ume ....das hani bim zügle glert... aso... ig ha mini alte Schuelsache düregluegt.....
Steff: was hesch ächt du für Lehrer gha....?
Steff: wuuuääää... I schocke uf hoxi... eh...stop.... wie isch das gange?
Karen: heeeee, du hesch mis Oug preicht!
Kusi: ou sorry!! das duetmr leid!
Karen: du darfsch nid lüge!
Kusi: I lüge nid!
Karen: du seisch mir immer ig söu nid lüge, de darfsch du ou nid!!!
Kusi: I lüge nid!Wenni di ha iz Oug preicht, wasi zwar nid würklech gloube, de duetmr das leid!
Karen: moooooou, du hesch mi iz Oug preicht!!!!! ...... guet..... es isch villich grad nid offe gsy.....
Kusi: hei, das isch ja e riese Fisch!
Karen: ja u dert, hesch de dä gseh?
Luki: es henne fetts Teil hee!
Marina: hei höret uuf, dä het villich ärnsthaft Problem mit sim Uussehe!
Nitlä: hei, wenn du lachisch, gsehsch du uus wines Tier... aber I weiss nid wies heisst....!
Martina isch schwanger...
Xenu: u wie geits däm da inne??
Martina: guet.... mängisch chli hüpperaktiv...
Steff: ....ADS....
Xenu: .... Armee Du Salut.....
Xenu: heeeeeei, Steffiiiii.... chunnsch mit mir ar Marina ihre Rock cho uuslache?? är isch soooooooo gruusig!!
Steff: mi Papi het aube gseit, ig syg wiene Brunne.... weme vorne zuehebt,...
Marina: .... de chunnts hinde use!
Steff: *sichvomlachenerhol* nei! weme vore zuehebt und när wieder loslaht chunnt umso meh!!
Nitlä: het öpper e Ufnahm vom "you raise me up" ??
Marina: I chaderse gä, i has ufem Youtube...
Marina: eeh.... chönnti bitte no dr Chrueg sy?
Xenu: wie heisst da die Stell, wome cha z Outo tanke? - Tankstell genau.... u da das Ding wome dermit Fotos macht.... Fotoaparat?? - eeeh... genau...
Marina: Neeeei Xenia, dä darfsch nid hürate!!! Wüu ig fingene doof und wenn du ihn hüratisch muessi när nätt sy zuenim....!
Nitlä: ig bruuche ämu aube ou Vaseline für d Lippe..... im Gsicht!
Mir stöh voreme Candy-Lade
Karen: striicht ar Nitlä über d Backe und seit: wär cha däm widerstah...??
Karen: das isch iz e scheisse Pass gsy!
Chrigu: das hätti iz nid gseit..... aber rächt hesch!
Mir hei Siigerehrig im Chinderlager und d Nationalhymne ertönt
Bidu:....... was isch das nöime fürnes Lied?
Luki stigt bi mir iz Outo zum uf Adubode z fahre
Luki: ja Vreni, u süsch.... mis ganze Vermöge würdi de ar Heilsarmee zueschribe und mini Läbere darfme wyterverwände....
Xenu: macht Gott us mir es Willisouerringli???
Luki het e Input zum Thema Zwyfle...
Luki: wie vieli vo euch ja sicher wüsse: I bi Lehrer...
Xenu: HAHA!! *uups*
Luki:.... I ha ou scho a mir säuber zwyflet... de isches villich im Job ni so guet gange.... när hani no grad nid so guet chönne Gitarre spiele wie dr ander... ja u när hani no ke Fründin....
Xenu: Nimm miiiiiiii!!!
Wärbespott: Cola - für eine besser Bodenhaftung :D
mir diskutiere drüber, dassme Energie nid cha vernichte - nume umwandle...
Babs: ... bide Outos luegtme ja ou, dass d Ufprallenergie bime Unfall müglechst y Verformigsenergie umgwandlet wird.... weni iz das Outo när wieder uusbühle, wo isch de die Energie när???
Kusi: ändi Monet uf dim Konto :D
Miru: mi CD-Player mit Bläch... (sie meint ihres Outo)
Simu: Dr Dänu, Mänu u ig hei e Theorie ufgstellt, wieso dasses schwarzi/bruuni Lüt git:
auso, z alte Testamänt isch ja in hebräisch gschribe - und im hebräische schribtme d Vokale nid. Us däm Grund chönnti Adam ou Adama heisse, was de "Die Mutter" würdi bedüte. Dr erst Mönsch wär also e Frou - die Mutter - gsy. und Eva chönnti ou Ovo heisse..... alles klar??
Tinu: Nitlä, bisch du tüür?
Nitlä: eh...... wie bitte??
Tinu: ja... wett zu dir cho Haar schnide....
Steff: ... immer meh Lüt ässe us ethische Gründ ke Rossfleisch....
N-Du: was, wieso?? wüllme druuf umerittet????
Fly: D Frou issisch ja ou nid.....
Xenu: wooooooah, Kusi het hüüne weichi Händ!..... wie drüülaagigs WC-Papier.....
Steff: mi Cousin het e Verletzig gha am Chopf, u dert sy när plötzlich Chrüseli gwachse, wüll d Haarwurzle isch beschädigt gsy....
Marina: ja... we d Haarwurzle schreg sy, de gits Chrüseli!
Xenu: das heisst, aui wo Chrüseli hei, hei e beschädigte Chopf??
Anita: I muess de no mis Bikini ir WG ga hole...!
Kusi: ig oo!
Kusi: y dere Tiefgarage söttsch villich ufhöre nach Ghör fahre... s het no Ching!
Xenu: ja.. Ching schreie oo...
Marina: oooh Gott!! das isch Highschoolmusical!!! stell das Lied ab, i überchume Wehe!!!!
Babs: (het Hüehnerhuut) mini Haar stöh sogar ohni Gel!
Marina: D Heilsarmee isch haut eifach voll d Unzucht! ..... ääh... Inzucht
Marina: wotsch die Brüetsch zum mitrede überässe?.... eeeeh.....
Kusi: Hesch d Kabu ufgrollet? ja... de duese so chli usenand... chli verstreue....
Annemarie: ja... das git aber de es riese Gnuusch!
Kusi: isch glich, aber es tönt besser!
CJack: Lue Jessi.... ig ha sogar äxtra für di Härzliteigwaare kochet *jessifütter*.... du hesch gsouet!!!!
Luki: .... verchouf dis Gäut,.....
Kusi: dä Busch da vore isch chli provokativ!
Mir sueche e Termin...
Luki: u Samstig morge? aha, denn isch Babs am ruedere..... weisch... früecher hei d Sklave müesse ruedere.... u hüt?? Hüt gits Lüt die mache das FREIWILLIG!!!!!
Babs: ja.... das sy när die mitem geile Body! *augenbrauehebentut*
Simu: weisch.... wenn e Frou Themawächsu macht... de fragt niemer nachem Zämehang.... aber bimene Maa....
mir luege Film....
KusiJ: Froue.... Dominanze! Da lehret dir nume fauschi Sache...
Marina: du... bis ruehig, du lähnsch momentan a mini Bei!
mir luege Film....
Marina: Idiote!!!
Damaris: ..... Männer!.....
Steff: Hei, due nid dä Flyer missbruuche!
Dömu: Ig due nid Fly missbruuche!
Xenu: Hei Luki, I gseh dini Unterhose!!! Hei, ig gseh im fau bis zu dire.....
Luki: WAAAAAAS???????
Xenu: Hei Änduuuuu.... du hesch schöni ouge wie dr Barbie-Ken....!!
Dömu: säg.... e Konkurränt vo Zweifelchips....??
Xenu: ääh... Pringles?
Dömu: i verpringle iz de!
Steff: Inter-Backen!!
Xenu: Füdläspaut!
......
Tinu: nei... Interbacken, das isch z muu!!
......
Xenu: Inter-hinter-backen! :D
Xenu: Dir syt aues Arschlöcher!!!!!
Kusi: Chum dahäre u sägmr das iz Gsicht!!!
Xenu: ......... *anguck* i liebe diiiiii!
??: Es chunnt äuä gly cho rägne.... das heisst... üs verschiffets de eifach!
Marina: Isch mir gliich....! I ha ja kes wisses T-Shirt anne!!!!!!! oooooups.....
Im Lift
Xenu: aaah, I ha Platzangst!!
??: nenei... platzisch hoffentlech scho nid... weisch wie die Souerei im Lift?
??: ja... aso, vorallem dä Spalt da obe am Lift wär sehr müehsam zum putze....!
Xenu: aah.... niemer wott mis Bild ufhänke... iz hänkis de eifach da uuf...!
Steff: du muesches rahme,.... de chames när ou besser ufhänke!
Kusi: ja, rahme wär sehr guet
Anita: Rahme? lueg, hie hets Rahm... söui?
Xenu: I ha gfurzet....!
Anita: ou ja... wäääh!
Steff: muesch töif iischnuufe, de mingerets....
Anita: *tief einschnauf* *tief einschnauf*
Xenu: aaah, hör uuf mi Furz filtere!!!!
Dr Bila wird gly zum zwöite mau Papi...
Fly: Bila, was gits? e Bueb oder es Meitli??
Bila: von September bis Mai ist Bub, von Juni bis September ist Mädchen.... IMMER!!
Simu: eeeh... i ha aber im Juni Geburtstag!!
Bila: nein.... das ist neu! weisst du, von Blocher!
Dömu: nähm mi ja nume wunder, wie dr Jones ame Konzärt alles gliichzitig spielt....?
Kusi: dä het dänk e geili Bänd.... die spiele wie d Arschlöcher!
Dömu: Ich ha euch alli ynegleit!
Anita: Das heisst ygleit!
Steff: ymache...!
Anita: mir sy alli süess-suur!!
Anita: Cranberry-Days.....
Dömu hetsech "Alive" id Haar la rasiere...
Ändi: uf dim Grabstei steit mau no: Makes you wanna move - Alive!
Steffi: Ig ga nächst Wuuche ga schnuppere mit Behinderte....
Luki: was, du wirsch nächst Wuche behinderet??
Manu: Nei, sie geit ga schnuppere wies wär.....
Ändu luegt im Mac sy Burger aa...
Ändu: wie boue die, himmutonner!!!!
Manu: Fettsack....!!!! ..... ja, wieso luegsch??
Simu: Ja, mir sy aube mit däm Bössli gfahre... das isch dert inne so lut gsy.... när heimr haut Stummfilm glost...
Luki S: Ja weisch... dr Lüku isch haut nid so dr Logisch....
Karen: das ligt haut äuä am Name....
Luki S: Was??
Karen: eh Nüt!!
Lüku V: das ligt am Name eht sie gseit.... Hei chum Luki, du hebsch dr Manu u ig verschlahse!
Manu: Eh, de muessi ämu ke Angst ha umse....
mir spiele üsi Form vo Peter ruft Paul
d Marina isch grad Karen
*klatsch*steffi-karen *klatsch*karen-marina *klatsch*-marina-kusi *klatsch*kusi-karen
Marina: I- säge- nüt....
Kusi: iiii bi es Schoggichraftwärk!
Xenia: heiter gwüsst, ig bi es Feedback! *pfeiff*
Xenia: *sing* I hane Sträne, y mine Ouge!
Jolanda: Ja... Sauce mache isch mängisch gar nid so eifach... Ig bi scho mehrmaus drigheit!
mir spiele Peter-Ruft-Paul mit üsne Näme. Karen isch grad d Steffi u muess schnäu use. Mir spiele wyter. Karen chunnt zrügg.
Karen: Juhuuuuu, d Steffi chunnt!!
Kusi: Nei, du bisch dr Dömu!
Marina: Ou nei, ig bi zur Karen degradiert worde!
Patric: wie heissed ihr??
Monika: Ich heiss Monika...
Patric: Monika, das chanich mir guet merke, wil ich gheiss Patric......... OHNI KA.....
Fly: Luuuuuukiiiiii....!!
Luki: *nichtreagier*
Fly: Heeeeeerrr Schäääääääänk!!!!!!
Luki: *nichtreagier*
Fly: Schänkeliiii!!
Luki: ja, was isch??
Flo: aaaaaah, iz hani mi Stupfstrünz vergässe aazlege.... äääh?
Luki: haaaaaaaahaaaaaa, dr Fiduu......!
Steff: Luki, me duet nid Lüt uuslache!!
Luki: I lache dr Fidu ja o nid uus!!! I säge ja nume är isch lustig....
Marina: u das isch no modern.... das isch ja z truurige!
Fredi: I möcht euch uflade.... eh.... iilade ufzstah!
Fredi: ..... das Buech wo es einigi vo euch sicher o scho gschribe hei....
Christian: das da ufem Foto isch mi Frou.... sie het hüt leider nid chönne mitcho.... aber mir heis süsch guet zäme!....
Marina: heeeee, was bisch du fürne Goof????
Xenia: Mamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Astrid: Was heit dir so für Wünsch...?
KusiJ: E 13te Monetslohn....
Marina: wie wärs mit Lohn überhoupt??????
Dänu: .... ig ha e Parkbuess übercho...... kenneter das Zeiche..... rund... usse ume so rot... u dür d mitti sones chrüz???? ha diräkt vor dranne parkiert!!!
angeri: *lach*
Dänu: ja, ha die hinge drinne no gfragt, darfme ächt da parkiere u sie hei gseit ja öppe scho......
mir fahre mitem Outo dür Bärn u wei überne Chrüzig fahre, när wirds grad vor üs Rot
Ändu: .......*grrr*........VIXER!!!!!!!
Xenia: eine vo üs zwee stinksch!!!
Steff: was Luki du dusch nüm so wied aube duesch??
Kusi: dr Luki isch drum am erwache wärde....
Ändu: es Historisches Ereigniss!!!!!! dr Lüku wird erwachse!!!!
Karin: Ig has eso erläbt u I ha ke Schade gnoh dervo...!!
Simu: Bisch sicher??
Ändu: .... oder de heimr JG bis Jesus wieder chunnt....
Joel: ....seiter so: das wär doch sone AfterParty, oder.....
Tinu: ja,... gloube z Füdlä hetme geng derbii, weme are Party isch....
Dänu: emmm.... was isch de eiglech iz mitem AfterShave..... wie u woo wändetme das aa?
Steff: (bi bide chline Meitli im Lager am abschliesse) ... was het euch de a däm Tag nid gfaue??
Rahel: ..... dass d Steffi heigeit....!
es paar Zitat usem Radical
????: schad, dassd ändlech geisch....!
Lea: ....... das isch so 0815.....
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Xenia: lueget, es Kusihirni y 40-facher vergrösserig!!
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...later....
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Fly: wääää, lu mau die gruusigi riesespinnele!! Simu, stang druuuf!!
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bim Volleyspiele
Fly: aaaah, bi däm Bau chame ja Fingermisstritte mache!....
Fly: ig wett so vore uf d Chinderschoggi!!! -- jaaa, de chönnti när villich mis Läbe lang gratis Chinderschoggi ässe! =D
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Dänu: nei, das chöimr de z nächste mau mache...!
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Steff: ...???....
Luki: das heisst Fisch
Steff: .... ????????!!
Luki: eh ja.... enough women nation
Babs: ja, das isch esooooo heiss gsy, ig ha sogar scho so Schwitztüpfli uf de Bei gha!!! uf de Bei!!! ....... oder wie seitme dene pünktli?....... Schweisströpfli??
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Steffi: Aso, mir hei aube am Fritig Huuskreis gha...
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Luki ischsech am iigreemele u es gseht rächt lustig uus...
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mir hei es Volleykreisli u sy am spiele
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bim Brätle...
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Ändu: hui.... das isch aber de schlimm, we das bi euch scho iz eso aafaht!
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Sönä: Mel Gibson??
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irgendwelchi Fans im Zug: Thun stinkt!!!! wär z Thun uusstigt stinkt!!!
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Charlotte: ou, u dr Tinu chunnt ono!
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d Karin het ihres Chind übercho:
Astrid: Isch d Karin iz eiglech mitem Velo iz Spital gfahre??
Fly: hä, wieso?
Astrid: ja, sie het gseit gha, sie fahri de mitem Velo iz Spital, sie heig gläse, weme mitem Velo fahri, göng när d Geburt gäbiger.
D Eveline het es Fläschli Fanta uusglärt:
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d Nadja chunnt miteme Lumpe...
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Fidu: jaja.... dr Luki u sy Rägeschutz... är het gester ar Polizei wölle erkläre, är heig e orange Rägeschurtz aagleit, als Ersatz für z Veloliecht... aber das hetse nid beiidruckt!
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Rahel: Grüen???
Babs: Rooooooooooooooooooooooosarot!
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Damaris: .... ja u weme y Wald geit, was machtme dert när mängisch...?
Steff: ehm... jätte???
Damaris: neeeeei... jogge....
Dänu: Du, Tabea.... chani schnäu z Outo bruuche, mir wei y Kiosk ga Mentos choufe....
Tabea: Ja, aber muesch de chli ufpasse, wüu no Eier im Outo sy für z Vreni....
Dänu: jaja.... aso, darfi iz dr Schlüssu????
Tabea: ja... pass eifach uf d Eier uuf, Brödu!!
Dänu: ja, weisch... ig bimrs gwöhnt ufd Eier ufzpasse..... tschüssli zämä....
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Manu: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggi!!! *insider*
Kusi: soooo, tschüss zämä....
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Kusi: ja, ziemlech villi... ;)
Marina: irgendwie..... eh... Ruth???
Kusi: u die het e Gruess gseit für mi???
Marina: ja.... oder für öpper anders...? ah, ig weiss doch o nid.....!
Mirjam seit irgendöppis.....
Tinu (Bettina): waaaas?
Domä: ja, heieieieieiei! das ha ja sogar ig verstande!!!!
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Tabea: Hei, ig ha im fau e Parkbuess übercho!!!!!
Damaris: Scho???????????
Tabea: ja, da steit: Parkbusse! 20 Franken oder 25 Enten aus dem Thunersee.....
Fidu: Heeei, mir sötte im fau chli ruehig sy... s hei scho Lüt reklamiert....
Marina: was? Lüt hei gäg d Heilsarmee reklamiert? das isch ja wie e Beschwärde gäg z Bambi.... jaaaa.... d Heilsarmee isch z Bambi vor hüttige Gsellschaft! *hehe* mir sy dr Bambi-Verein!!! ;)
Dänu het sis Outo z Bärn im Parkhuus gha us fasch nüm gfunde...
Marianne: Weisch, es hät aube so Nümmerli, u de chönntme sech das merke....
Dänu: ja, ig merke mir drum aube alli andere, ussert miis.....
Fidu überchunnt es Schäli mit Glace....
Fidu: Du, Marina, da het aber nid d Chatz driigschisse, odr????
speter...
Joel: Ig ga mir nomau chli ga Glace hole....
Fidu: Bringsch mit ono chli?
.....
Fidu: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih, was isch das????
Marina: *hihi* du, das isch Chatzetrochefueter...!!!
Fidu: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih, nei.... iz hani dervo gässe!!!!
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Babs: ja du, das isch de im fau massiv!!!!
Babs: aaaaaaaaaaadie midenander, danggä, ghäi Spägg meh!
Michi: Jesus het mau gseit, wenn zwei oder drei in meinem Namen versammelt sind, dann bin ich mitten unter ihnen!.... was seit üs das???
Mättu: ääääääähm... mir sy gloub z viu.....!
Luki: Hüt Nacht isches ämu plötzlech wieder henne lut gsy im Gang....
Babs: Jaaa, weisch, es isch drum da no so e Vorfall vorgfalle.....
Chrigu: Neeenei, ig bi nid müed, ig due nume so!
Babs: Ja, weisch är darf drum das nid zeige wäg sinere männleche Männlechkeit...!!!!!
Chrigu: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *argh* wäge dr Babs wirdeni nomau zum Massemörder!!!!!
Martina: Iiiiisch bin der Mööööööööööööööörderosterhase!!
Ändu: Gib mir dä Bau zrügg...!!!! süsch muessine cho hole u de wirdeni de verdammt uuungmüetlech!!!
Anna: ooooooooooooooooooh, die Angst steigt in mir auf............! weisch.... früecher hei d Manne aube no uf d Brust klopfet u ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, gmacht..... u iz machesie uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuääääääääääääääääääääh!
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